can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

officialunitedstates:

there’s a globe thing

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

gayvaporneon:

cakejam:

someone photoshop these

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……..u know what to do

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vaginapowersactivate:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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I mean look at that. That’s water.

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Flying water.

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FLYING

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FUCKING

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WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

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AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

What never fails to turn you on?
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lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

ender-friend:

ender-friend:

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

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do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch